【超简短的英语笑话段子】1.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
2.
I told my computer I needed a break, and it said, “You’ve got to be kidding, I’m already on standby.”
3.
Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
4.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
5.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
6.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
7.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
8.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
9.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
10.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
It felt crumbly.
这些笑话虽然简短，但都充满了英语中的双关语和幽默感，适合在轻松场合分享。
